Jordan, Brad, Heather, Tom and Angelina know: Romance is always taking these swan dives
Thursday, January 28th, 2010

Those of you who are still stunned by the break-up of the Jolie and Pitt marriage should look away now…
… cause I have another heart break story for you, today.
To be sure, the couple involved hasn’t got the same name recognition value as, let’s say, your average Heather Mills & Paul McCartney. They didn’t meet, Jordan & Peter style, live on television.
She has not been involved in knickerless up skirt shots and he was never arrested for beating her up.
Still, it is a sad, sad day for romance, again:
“Experts have told of their surprise after witnessing a rare “divorce” between a pair of swans at a Gloucestershire wildfowl sanctuary. The Bewick’s swans have returned to winter at the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust centre at Slimbridge - but both have brought new partners.”
So far, so Hollywood, you might say. Like Tom Cruise dropping partner number one and replacing her with victim number two immediately.
You can almost hear Brad Pitt’s first wife shrugging and murmuring, ‘Been there, been done, got the T-shirt’ – but the article continues:
“It is only the second time in more than 40 years that a “separation” has been recorded at the centre.”
Now, imagine a far flung, alternative universe, where you could read a newspaper article that started with the line, ‘It is only the second time in more than 40 years that a “separation” has been recorded in Hollywood.’
No, I can’t imagine such a world either, to be honest.









