Glob-a-log

When Bush and old Vlad came together
To talk about bombs and the weather,
George said, On this field
I carry God’s shield
And sanity’s head on a platter.

A C of E pastor in Devon
Prayed weekly to God for some leaven:
We’re sick of Martel’s
Blond zombie kartel.
Please send us your toy boy from Heaven

A lovely, young virgin from Slough
Gave birth to a succulent sow.
She said, Going Dutch
Is better, as such,
Than going to be an old cow.