Meet Beijing’s dickheaded sock puppet (or: Dancing in Syria’s blood soaked streets)
(You’re a smeeegg heeead…!)
You ever heard of Liu Xiaoming?
Nope, neither had I – but I do know that he’s a dickhead.
He’s also China’s ambassador to the UK. So, yes, he’s paid to defend his country’s policies, right or wrong – but still…
Dickhead:
China believes Syria needs a peaceful solution [and] China’s veto of the UN security council resolution reflects our conviction that we must calm, not inflame, the situation in Syria.’
Right.
Well, you know what? I believe so too.
Then again, I also believe the Pope should shut the fuck up about condom use in Africa.
What’s more, I believe those who proclaim that evolution is a theory and the Six Days Creation a fact are either hypocrites or morons.
I also believe that those who (threaten to) kill in the name of peaceful Islam should have their free supply of oxygen cut off.
None of the above is going to happen either – but unlike our hypocritical Mr Liu Xiaoming and his cynical puppet masters back in Beijing I’m not actively conspiring to keep his ‘peaceful solution’ from happening.
As I said, diiiiickheeeeead.
(All we need is corpses, sweet corpses
There’ll be corpses everywhere
They’ll be broken, bleeding, vultures feeding,
Rotting in the street…)
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