The elephant and the ostrich ate all the Euros (or: It’s a bull shit market alright)

Said one delegate to the other: I didn’t even know we had elephants!
Said the other: Oh, we do, we do. We just don’t like to talk about it.

‘Despite being the most pressing issue facing the EU, Greece was kept off the summit agenda which, apart from finalising the fiscal pact, largely focused on a debate about how to create jobs and stimulate growth in the EU while implementing spending cuts and ruling out public spending on soaring unemployment.’

Yup. That makes sense.

As much sense as having a WHO crisis meeting and keeping AIDS or malaria off the summit agenda.

Said the ostrich to the elephant: what the fuck are you doing in the hole I just dug?
Said the elephant: Ssshhhttt!!!


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