You could say opinions on chickens are divided.
So, on a Richteresque I-love-chicken-(not) scale, with the Swedish chef on one extreme end and Gonzo on the other, it’s probably not far off the mark to say that the only way the president of Bolivia could manage to snuggle up any closer to the chef’s position would be by injecting said Swede with a huge dose of female hormones and spending some quality time in a dark room:
“Male pattern baldness and the mysteries of human sexuality are no puzzles for Bolivian president Evo Morales, who has claimed that both homosexuality and baldness can be caused by the humble chicken. He said chicken producers injected fowl with female hormones and insisted that “when men eat those chickens they experience deviances in being men”.”
(Okay, I prefer these guys, to be honest…)
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