Scientists claim Hitler was more evolved than Jesus
Right, that’s all we bloody need.
I mean, as if it is isn’t enough knowing that humankind can produce people like Robert Mugabe and Glenn Beck some seriously fucked up scientists now claim that your average football hooligan is more evolved than, let’s say, a Mother Theresa:
“Researchers now believe that being aggressive, intolerant and short-tempered could be a sign of a more advanced nature. A more childlike attitude to behaviour such as tolerance and sharing, could, in contrast, be an indication of not being as developed, the new study suggests.”
To which, in the spirit of this research, I can only answer with a, “Fuck off and die, you white-coated morons.”
(Yes, that’s ever so much more civilized than THIS…)
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