A deformed Pope goes to a strip joint (Sadly, not live on TV)
Now, this is just such sad, sad news…:
“The BBC has abandoned plans to screen a ballet featuring a deformed Pope who rapes nuns that it had announced as one of the highlights of its Christmas schedule.”
It would almost have been worth buying a TV and watching this programme, in the certain knowledge that it would have offended so many righteous Christian folks.
Which is not a very grown-up attitude, I admit – but then I guess I never really grew up. All that “When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things” was never my thing.
When I was young all I wanted was to become one of the Muppets and I’m not sure I ever grew out of that.
Still, I’m sure many other people still live with those old childish ambitions not all that deeply buried in their hearts – and I dare say quite a number of us males would see the following story as a a very old dream job come true:
“The University of Leeds is advertising for a lap dance researcher. The advertised position, in the School of Sociology and Social Policy, is for: “Research Officer - The rise and regulation of lap dancing and the place of sexual labour and consumption in the night time economy”.” The advertisement further stipulates that “prior experience of conducting research in the female sex industry” is essential.
Yes, of course I will leave you with an old Muppets clip. Enjoy!
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