There are stiff profits to be made from selling cures for computer porn addiction
At last! A cure for cancer!
Okay, not really but the following is still good news for millions upon millions of suffering souls.
Sort of:
“A teenager obsessed by the World of Warcraft online game has become the first person to attend a US internet addiction retreat. He will undergo a 12-step treatment at the reStart Internet Addiction Recovery Programme in Washington state, which has opened for business to cater for the growing number of “cyber junkies”. The retreat is also open to outpatients seeking respite from an over reliance on joysticks, internet pornography and spending days on end staring at a computer screen.”
It’s a good wheeze.
So, first you treat teenagers who spend all their waking hours living in the World of Warcraft.
After this cure, which will have cost a cool $14,500 (£8,800), these teenagers will, no doubt, revert to type and become obsessed with sex…
… and since most male teenagers are much more comfortable with digital than with female bits, preferring data to dates, if you will, they will then become addicted to internet pornography…
… for which the reStart Internet Addiction Recovery Programme also offers a cure…
… after which our poor befuddled teenagers have no other option than to stare blankly at their computer screens…
… for which the reSIARP has a cure for cash as well!
In other words, you could do worse than buying stocks & shares in that company.
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