Glob-a-log

(One Hell of a product launch…)

Ouch, ouch, ouch.

Talk about the most painful news.

Talk about sex bombs…

Anyway, so, when a woman promises fireworks in bed, it is NOT enough to be merely polite and say, “Of course, dear.”

What you should do is smile, slowly back off and then run like Hell:

“WHEN faced with the news her boyfriend was going to leave her, a Russian woman took the extreme action. She blasted his penis off during his sleep. The woman, named as Kira V, had suggested a farewell dinner after hearing the news she was about to be dumped. During the meal she plied her lover with alcohol in order to ensure he wouldn’t wake up as she tied several firecrackers to his appendage.”

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