A Short History of Creation: Day One
On the first day, nothing much happened at all. See, God had hired these cheap contractors and they didn’t show up till well in the afternoon.
When they finally did, well…
… let’s just say that, contrary to what the Good Book says, the first thing God created was a top of the range Hell.
After that pretty much wasted first Day of Creation God decided this was more of a hands on DIY job.
Besides, the screams of the builders were annoying enough as it was, without adding even more of their sort to the newly built Inferno.
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