Glob-a-log

(Unruly mob of pubic hair…?)

You ever saw one of those Japanese horror movies, in which lecherous men were being strangled by unruly mobs of pubic hair…?

Nope, neither have I but these movies seem to exist, if we can believe certain scientific papers, presented at the ninth Evil and Human Wickedness conference.

Yes, indeed, once more we ride into that breach that separates our humdrum and un-observing little lives from the ever amazing world of wonders, where the men and women in the white-coats live:

“Some men and women love to study the men (and the women) who see women as evil. Many of these misogyny scholars will gather in Budapest, Hungary, in May next year, at the first global conference on Evil, Women and the Feminine. The conferees will choose among wickedly inviting topics, including monstrous motherhood; menstruation and castration; vagina dentata and other psychoanalytic perspectives; vampires, witches and sirens; and the bitch.”

I know that, in the world of investment banking, it is fashionable to state that past successes form no guarantee for future results but I would say that next year’s conference will be good if it will bring us papers like the following one, which was one of the highlights of this year’s conference:

“This year, Colette Balmain of Buckinghamshire Chilterns University College presented a paper about disorderly female hair and danger in Japanese horror cinema.”

I’ve not quite decided what to do first: See if I can find and download some of those movies or try and find the full text of that paper. I’m sure both experiences would prove to be good for hours of horrific fun.

What I will most certainly do, next year, is to try and get tickets to that Budapest gig. I feel a most disconcerting urge to learn more about those ‘vagina dentata and other psychoanalytic perspectives’.

I mean, you have to love those scientists: Your dick has just been bitten in half by a cunt with teeth and they are looking for the psychoanalytic perspective…?

Lovely.

(That will bring him down to size…)

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