The biggest dicks in Europe
(Most tasteless Durex ad ever…?!)
You know how nations have these national animals. Like lions, eagles, bears etcetera.
The French have a cock…
… and a new study by the white coat brigade shows that this has nothing to do with the flaccid performances and cock-ups of the French army throughout history:
More than 10,500 men across 25 European countries were asked to measure their penis - and the French came out on top with a claimed average length of 6.09 in (15.48 cm). This was 1.2 in (3 cm) longer than the Greeks, who had the shortest average measurement in Europe.
The Frenchman’s French letter requirements were disclosed during an eight-month study conducted by the Institute of Condom Consultancy, based in Singen, southern Germany. Jan Vinzenz Krause, the institute’s director, refused to comment on how honest he thought the Frenchmen had been in reporting the data.
Herr Krause is a natural born diplomat.
Me, I would think this collective Gallic claim is about as truthful as that former German one, “Wir haben es nicht gewusst” - or, more to the point, Bill Clinton’s claims about not having had sex with that woman.
Still, it does confirm what the English people in general have been thinking about their cross channel neighbours for centuries: That the French are indeed the biggest pricks in the whole of Europe.
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