Ten things you did not know about John McCain
(What his colleagues call him…)
Some time ago, I wrote a post, ‘Ten things you did not know about Barack Obama’, so, in order to restore some unhinged balance to my reporting, here’s a bit of information about Arizona’s long-serving (and long-suffering) senator:
1) In his hearts of hearts he doesn’t want to become president: He wants to be Hugh Hefner
2) His Vietnam jailers wanted to release him early because he kept grinning at them and calling them, ‘My friends’
3) His colleagues call him the McCaine Mutiny
4) His spare parts are made in Cuba
5) He has stopped campaigning a long time ago: He thinks Romney won and he’s just trying to locate Arizona
6) He loves strong women: He has a Hillary bib and sleeps in Palin pajamas (and he loves to hear Sarah say, “Drill, baby, drill!”)
7) He stole Rambo’s dribble
8) He thinks he might also own The Little House on the Prairie
9) He’s in two minds about the environment: He loves the sound of ‘conservation’ but he thinks the ‘green movement’ is an ageist conspiracy
10) He really doesn’t worry about those four o’ clock calls, because he needs his nappy changed around at that time, anyway
(John McCain’s ‘I have a dream…!’ )
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