Breaking news: McCain/Palin ticket loses “largest gathering of zombies” record
(Damn those commie fag Brits!)
America held the record, till today, when the Brits cowardly stole it, while the world’s attention was focused on the presidential elections:
A new world record for the largest gathering of zombies has been set in Nottingham. Thousands of zombies, covered in fake blood and face paint, took to the streets for the Halloween event. The record was broken when 1,227 people dressed as zombies gathered in the Old Market Square. They then performed a choreographed zombie dance to Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’. The previous record was set in the US, when 1,124 people attended Monroeville Mall, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, in November last year.
If only McCain hadn’t cramped Palin’s style. If only the lovely Sarah had been allowed to do things her own inimitable way…
… then there’d been no chance that some Nottingham upstarts would have been able to gather more mindless and grotesquely dressed zombies than would have shown up at a McCain-free Sarah Palin rally.
(Man, old McCain’s gotta go…!)
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