Ten things you did not know about Barack Obama
1) He boycotted the Boston tea party, to have breakfast with Benedict Arnold
2) He is not a Christian. He’s not even a Muslim. He’s a high priest in the Secret Order of Albino Monks - as explained in the first ‘disappeared’ copy of Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code, on page 666, line 42 (read backwards, of course)
3) He stole Michael Jackson’s black
4) Never mind the ‘Hussein’ bit: ‘Barack’ is an anagram for C(hrist) K(illing) ARAB
5) He knew that McCain would pick Palin as his running mate, so he impregnated Sarah’s teenage daughter to make his opponents look bad.
6) He had (oral) sex with Bill Clinton (and he DID inhale!)
7) He was one of John McCain’s camp guards
8) The Main Stream Media helped him cover up that, each night, he becomes, in fact, ‘Michelle’, Capitol Hill’s famous back street, transvestite hooker
9) He stuck Voodoo needles in a Wall Street doll to create the current financial crisis
10) He invented the Internet with Al Gore, to destroy the God-fearing, American Family through his porn sites
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November 2nd, 2008 at 19:46
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