Buying fake breasts and fake lips with a fake identity: The perfect crime?
Well, well, talk about the perfect crime:
Two Orange County women are suspected of using fake identities to set up credit accounts to pay for cosmetic surgeries. Irvine police say the women got liposuction, tummy tucks and breast augmentation in February at a medical facility center in the city.
Of course, these women might still get caught - though I’m not even going to think about what kind of ‘reparations’ they might be ordered to make when they really can’t pay for the operations. Can you re-inject body fat and take out whatever they inject into those lips…? The mind boggles and then firmly refuses to go any further into that particular direction.
Still, I have to say there is something quite pleasing - perfect, if you like - about someone using a fake identity to build a fake body, so to speak. I’ve been trying to think of any other example of a crime that is so aesthetically pleasing as this one - and I can’t come up with anyhting…
I know that not many people will end up reading this but I’d like to invite any one of them to think of some crime that is as perfectly pleasing to both eye and mind as this one is.
Happy hunting - and yes, I do hope the women will get away with it.
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