70% of Spanish football fans love watching the game more than having sex: Time to start an international relief effort for their wives?
Now, this is quite interesting - and more than a bit weird:
It is an average match night in Spain. The bar is full, the beer is flowing and all eyes are on the TV as the game gets under way. Meanwhile their wives and girlfriends once more have to content themselves with other things while their partners cheer on Real Madrid or Barca. These viudas de fútbol - football widows - who lose out on a sex life to the beautiful game are not isolated cases. According to a survey, seven out of 10 Spanish football fans prefer watching the match to making love.
Right.
I have to say that I enjoy to watch the occasional football match. Apart from all else, what better chance will you ever get to see 22 multi-millionaires (plus substitutes) running around like mad, kicking & screaming, diving & weeping, spitting & bleeding for 90 odd minutes, solely for your enjoyment?
Still, 70% of Spanish football fans enjoying this more than sex? And there I thought being a golf widow was about as sad and pathetic as it came. Being one of those ‘viudas de fútbol’ must be much worse though. Golf is still more of a rich man’s game, so chances are that people who play golf also have a swimming pool - so that the golf widow can at least find solace in the arms of a handsome pool boy. ‘Fútbol’ supporters, on the whole, don’t go for the private swimming pool life style much, which means that those football widows can’t even get some well-deserved relief in and around the pool.
Hm. Yes. I think I have another of those ‘cunning plan’ moments. Something to help all those Spanish women - and which will make me a lot of money too… Yes, why not? Let me use this place to announce the birth of yet another humanitarian relief effort. I will set up my own travel agency, which will then be used to import sympathetically horny males from outside Spain and deliver them to these benighted ‘viudas de fútbol’.
They will, of course, travel by couch.
(Both cartoons came from: www.fezzart.com/Sports%20Funnies.htm)
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