Marianne Faithful’s nipples are revealed: George Bush warns about new terrorist attacks
Okay, maybe it’s just me. First, I read about Bush’s warning that if we leave Iraq, there will be more terrorist attacks in the USA. That left me shaking my head, bemused about the sheer gall of this odious little man and, not for the first time, it made me seriously doubt his sanity.
Then this:
The shiny silver torso is a pure, beautiful, mysterious homage to the famous muse who inspired it. For years, the artist kept his model’s identity secret. Only the nipples, cast directly from source, give any clues. But decades would pass before they were revealed as belonging to the rock diva Marianne Faithfull.
So, as I said, maybe it’s me: maybe I’m the crazy one here, for not seeing the blindingly obvious truth - namely that Bush is a visionary politician who’s been right all along about everything he’s said and done.
I mean, if I can’t even see that the picture at the top of the column represents the shiny silver torso of a beautiful woman, well then, maybe I’m not qualified to judge anything.
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