Scientists claim listening to George Bush can make you go bald
You know what? According to some scientists there’s a more important argument for reducing CO2 levels than mere global warming:
Men living in polluted areas are more likely to go bald than those breathing cleaner air, a new study suggests. The ground breaking research, by academics at the University of London, has linked the onset of male pattern baldness, to environmental factors, such as air pollution and smoking. The scientists believe toxins and carcinogens found in polluted air can stop hair growing by blocking mechanisms that produce the protein from which hair is made.
I’m not sure I’m buying this, though. If air pollution played such a huge part in men getting bald, shouldn’t all people who listen to call-in radio stations, ABBA, the speeches of George Bush and the singing of most anthems be bald as a born-again bald eagle balloon?
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