Obama and Hillary: Frustrated young seal & unconsenting penguin
At the Democratic dance party we’re getting so close to the moment of truth now that anything can be an omen, a cheap symbol or a horror story - or all of that in one:
A frustrated young seal has been caught on camera unleashing its sexual urges on an unconsenting penguin. The Antarctic fur seal was observed by South African scientists attempting to have sex with the king penguin on Marion Island, in the sub-Antarctic region. The incident was recorded in the Journal of Ethology.
The effort lasted forty-five fruitless minutes, according to the BBC. Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa, said that the seal’s motives, beyond the obvious, were unclear.
Anything for the presidency, of course.
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