The Japanese turn their council workers into internet porn junkies, so they don’t have time to fuck with the public
Ah yes, anything we can do and may start in the West, the Japanese can copy and improve on - and then they leave us gasping in the dust, wondering what the fuck just hit us.
Read and weep, in envy, despair or simply stunned disbelief:
An unnamed council employee in the city of Kinokawa, southern Japan, has been punished for accessing hardcore porn websites an astonishing 780,000 times in just nine months.
At his frenzied peak last July, the 57-year-old man was loading as many as 10,000 pages a day - more than one every three seconds of his working week.
However, he has not been fired from his job. Instead he has had to accept a pay cut of 20,000 yen (£80) a month and has been demoted.
Well, of course he wasn’t fired. Are you mad? You know what harm the average Council worker does to OUR environment, peace of mind and overall contentment quotient when he actually concentrates on the loathsome things for which he was hired?
Of course, you want the evil little buggers distracted to the point of actual extinction. A city council that’s too busy to mess with you is each citizen’s dream come true. If we could just copy the Japanese for once and have our own council pests access hardcore porn sites at the astonishing rate of 10,000 pages a day…
What joy that would bring to all of us - what pure and unabridged, uncensored, naked joy…!
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