Glob-a-log

God but people can be depressingly boring and boorish at the same time:

Thirteen members of a high school lacrosse team have been disciplined for baring their bottoms to extend a prom invitation from one player to a girl. The varsity lacrosse players at Huron High school displayed the question: “Will You Go To The Prom With Me? Yes or No?” on their backsides, which they revealed during a junior varsity game last week.

Very droll, yes. Very original too.

Though I have to say the most depressing part of the story is yet to be revealed:

Carolyn Campbell accepted the invitation to go to the prom with fellow senior Kristoff Wennersten by patting the back of the player who displayed the word “Yes.”

Obviously, a match made in Heaven.

So, let me be the first to wish them a very happy future together. Also, may the good Lord grant me my personal wish never to come within a light year’s distance of them or, God help us all, their severely genetically challenged offspring.

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