Glob-a-log

Remember Tania Derveaux? The woman who offered to give 40.000 blow-jobs when elected to the Belgium senate?

Well, she’s at it again, now campaigning for Internet neutrality - and offering to have sex with virgins to deliver this…

Don’t ask.

She offers a real contract, with all the usual elements, like ‘Acceptance of Terms’. ‘Description of Services’ and, of course, ‘General Requirements and Rules of Conduct’:

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

* applicants must be 18yrs old or above
* condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania’s body without any oral or vaginal contact
* Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of ’surprise buttsex’ occurs
* multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
* if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
* applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
* applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
* Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

Lovely.

If you enjoyed this post, subscribe today to get free updates by email or RSS.

This entry was posted on Friday, April 25th, 2008 at 19:45 and is filed under Columns. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.