The Virgin Mary was raped, Clinton did not have sex with that woman and the Iraq war is going very well (Roll the one true statement into a cigar and smoke it)
You know, it does get boring to have to talk about militant Islam all the time, with its psychotic suicide junkies and its pederast prophet. How many cartoons can you present to the public like so many tired rabbits out of the same old hat before it becomes old hat?
So, it is nice that there is always that good old stand-by, Christianity.
Thanks to evil morons like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and legions of other grubby televangelists, thanks to the Roman Catholic church and its criminal doctrines & paedophile priests, and thanks to its million of demented sheep, Christianity is always there when you grow tired of Mohamed bashing.
As my country man and film maker Paul Verhoeven showed. In his case it must have been that he grew tired of presenting stories about more worldly psychopaths like RoboCop and making soft porn movies like Showgirls - or both, like his Basic Instinct flick.
So, like most other celebs he turned his gaze to the more spiritual world - not in order to seek solace or find wisdom but to shock & annoy, to make some more money and to do his boring ‘Me, me, look at me!’ dance routine in the ever fading limelight:
AMSTERDAM (Hollywood Reporter) - “Basic Instinct” director Paul Verhoeven will publish a revisionist biography of Jesus in September, following more than 20 years of research.
The Dutch filmmaker, who has had a lifelong ambition to make a film about Jesus based on scientific research, claims that Jesus’ father was probably a Roman soldier who raped Mary during the Jewish uprising in Galilee. He also claims that Christ was not betrayed by Judas Iscariot.
Mind you, it is a more likely story than the one about the virgin birth, the Holy Ghost and other supernatural pregnancy tales - which always had a whiff of Clinton’s ‘I did not inhale’ (or, indeed, ‘I did not have sex with that woman’) or George Bush’s ‘removal of an evil tyrant’ excuse.
One could argue that making a film about Jesus, based on ’scientific research’ is a bit like that old Vietnam war standby, ‘Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity’.
Which would be rather apt in this case - so let’s leave the whole tired subject with that line.
Now, did you hear the one about Mohamed, the little girl and the pretty camel…?
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