The ultimate killer candidate: Obillary Hillama (If dolphins and orcas can do it…)
You’ve heard about office affairs, of course.
Well, the following story is taking the old office affair to quite improbable ‘make-over’ heights…
If life on Earth was not strange enough, nature occasionally throws a very unusual creation into the genetic mix. Although it is extremely rare, animals occasionally succeed in producing offspring with mates from closely related species.
Scientists believe some actively try to mate outside their own species to increase the diversity of their wild populations. But most hybrids are born in captivity - which may suggest sexual frustration and proximity are stronger factors.
Kekaimalu the ‘wolphin’ was the result of the union of a bottlenose dolphin and a false killer whale, which is actually a member of the dolphin family. The two parent animals mated while working together at Sea Life Park in Hawaii and Kekaimalu was born in 1985.
Yes, the old sexual frustration and work floor proximity make, if you’ll pardon the pun, for strange bedfellows.
it must be John McCain’s worst nightmare: that sometime, somewhere on the campaign trail Hillary and Obama get snowed in together, in some boring motel, trapped for days and days, with nothing to do than watch old M*A*S*H & Gilligan’s Island repeats…
… only to sheepishly present the result to the waiting world press some time later - the ultimate killer candidate: Obillary Hillama.
What do you mean, distasteful? Wait till you hear my story about George Bush and his beloved Barney, beached on some uninhabited tropical island… Barush Burney for president, anyone?
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