Walking in Paris Hilton’s shoes (Talk about wear and tear…)
Ah well, you can’t leave them alone for a minute…
With my thanks to Lost in Showbiz reporter Marina Hyde for breaking in this story:
You know how you’ve overheard people dissing Paris Hilton, and felt like totally calling them out and just DARING them to walk a mile in her shoes?
Well, consider your dreams fulfilled. Paris has released her first shoe line.
So every person who has ever sneered, every person who has ever sniggered, every person who has ever doubted that Being Paris Is Hard…. well, they are all hereby enabled to walk a mile in a leopardskin-effect polyurethane pump - style name: the Nicole! - after which they will know the Paris Hilton burden for themselves.
Paris Hilton shoes… What next?
I mean, she’s not exactly known for keeping her shoes – or anything else – on for longer than a few seconds at any given time.
Well, at least it’s slightly less improbable than a Paris Hilton underwear line.
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