Guns don’t kill people, satellite TV kills people
Just when you think you’ve heard everything (at least twice) fate decides to go all out with the sick humour high heels, the cheap irony moustache and the gotcha wig.
You couldn’t think this shit up if you were a born-again Republican senator caught with his trousers down in an underage male brothel:
DEEPWATER, Mo. — Officials are trying to decide whether to file charges against a Missouri man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite TV system in the bedroom of their home.
Patsy Long, 34, of Deepwater, died after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun on Saturday. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.
Henry County sheriff’s deputies said the woman was hit by the second of two shots fired by her husband.
You have to wonder though what the poor idiot would go and use when his zipper got stuck: a bayonet, dynamite - a torch maybe?
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