Buying shorts: The tale of the politely paying pervert
In the West people live such busy, stressed lives. It’s as if all the rats in that famous old rat race are on steroids & speed these days.
So, people should really learn to relax again. Take up yoga maybe. Drink less coffee. Pick a hobby…
Police in Bethany are looking for what Chief Neal Troutman calls a “sick individual” who’s leaving notes asking for women to give him their underwear.
Troutman said the person is knocking on doors and leaving notes with specific instructions asking for the undergarments.
The notes say the women will be given $20.
Troutman says the person apparently has a fetish and police are worried about what he’ll do next.
I’m not sure about that last one. Not that I’m an expert on deviant behaviour – apart from following the careers of Bush, Cheney and other seriously disturbed lowlifes – but still, I’d say that as long as the guy leaves polite notes, offering to buy the underwear, the police could spend their time more profitably than worrying about this poor sod.
Talking about ‘profitable’, being Dutch I immediately thought of ways of making money out of this potential market. I mean, why not open a second hand underwear store – where people can bring in and take out their washed and unwashed linen, so to speak?
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