The Singapore government is seriously into seducing students
“We sail tonight for Singapore,
We’re all as mad as hatters here”
That’s what Tom Waits sang anyway, quite a few years ago.
Not that I think the people of Singapore are mad as hatters, of course.
Just a bit peculiar, perhaps:
The Singapore government is offering students lessons in seduction in an attempt to boost the city state’s flagging birth rates. Students at two polytechnics can earn two credits towards their final degree by choosing the love elective. Activities include watching slushy films, holding hands and “love song analysis”.
An 18-year-old mechanical engineering student, Isabel Seet, told the local Straits Times newspaper: “My teacher said if a guy looks into my eyes for more than five seconds, it could mean that he is attracted to me and I stand a chance. It’s very interesting, and if I have a boyfriend in future, I’ll know how to cope with any problems we may have.”
Besides “love and sexuality”, the curriculum also deals with the importance of family life. The “trainers” are provided by the Social Development Unit, a government match-making agency that has married off 33,000 people since it was established in 1984. Last week government minister Yu-Foo Yee Shoon warned young people not to put their career before establishing a family “because if you wait until then, sometimes it’ll be a little too late”.
But it is not so easy to put Singaporean youth in the mood for love. Another student, Kamal Prakash, said that the course has improved his relationship with his parents but he is still single.
Bless.
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