Tom Cruise & Chucky (and The Picture of Dorian Gray)
You know that old Oscar Wilde story, ‘The picture of Dorian Gray’? In short: a not so nice guy hangs a picture of himself in the attic. Each evil act he commits leaves its traces on the face in the portrait, while the man himself stays young and beautiful.
I was reminded of that when I read the following:
When “High School Musical” star Ashley Tisdale’s doll was unveiled last month at the TIA Toy Fair in New York City — complete with outfits based on the 22-year-old’s music video and red-carpet looks — there was one problem. The doll hardly looks like the new Ashley; it resembles the “High School Musical” star before her nose job last November, according to some who’ve seen then doll.
“The width of the doll’s nose and the nostrils look like her nose pre-surgery,” cosmetic surgeon Dr. Patrick Abergel, who doesn’t treat the star, told In Touch Weekly.
Hopefully, Ashley’s fans won’t mind: “Ashley feels great about her new nose now that it’s finally healed,” an insider told the mag.
‘The doll of Dorian Gray’ has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?
Of course, this is just one silly little nose job but give the girl time. At that age Michael Jackson still was black…
(Now there’s an interesting series of dolls for you – all those thousands of M.J’s pre-op dolls.)
Which only leaves one question. Who left Chucky out of the attic and who does it really belong to?
Libel laws probably won’t allow me to say who I think it is, but if those laws and a certain ‘church’ would be so kind to look away for a moment I’d still say it’s this guy:
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