When bike burns spread to the bedroom you’re fucked!
I always thought jogging (and especially joggers) were a pain in the arse but this one is really the flaming pits:
Polish police are baffled after a cyclist was badly burned when his trousers burst into flames.
Mieczyslaw Jasinski, 55, told doctors he smelt burning and looked down to see his trousers had caught fire.
He jumped off his bike and rolled on the ground trying to douse the flames but suffered second degree burns to his legs, back and stomach.
Passers-by spotted him lying at the side of the road in Koroszczyn, still smoking from the tattered remains of his trousers and groaning in pain.
A police spokesman said: “Witnesses said he was like a flaming human torch cycling along the road.
“We do not know how it happened but we have heard that it could have been caused by a reaction between friction as he cycled, sweat and the material of his trousers.”
Right.
So, what caused this roadside inferno was a combination of sweat, friction and the type of material used.
Well, I can only hope the inventors of novelty condoms take note…
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