The strange story of Golden Balls, mucous Mitt and the Coen brothers
A silly question maybe, but do you think Mitt Romney is a football fan – or, as he would call it, a soccer fan?
If so, he must have been quite pleased with the new England manager, Fabio Capello, who didn’t select David Beckham for a friendly against Switzerland:
David Beckham is facing up to the reality that his England career may have been curtailed one short of a century of caps after the former captain was omitted from Fabio Capello’s first squad on the ground that he lacks match fitness.
The Italian born coach – an alpha male bulldog with a superior dress sense – just refrained from sneering like a Bond villain and snarling at England’s old number seven, ‘You’re so past it, Golden Balls!’
Ah, how Romney would have smiled – and gloated – if he were a football (or soccer) fan, that is. I’m sure he would have seen this ‘Downfall of David’ as a very positive omen indeed.
Well, as things stand, our main man Mitt must be praying that the new movie by Ethan and Joel Coen will win loads of Oscars.
Oh, how our mucous Mormon must wish that this would come true…
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