The new ‘One night’ video: Paris taken by a horde of drunken fatsoes
Poor Paris Hilton. She just can’t get a break, it seems.
Some time ago news reached us that she might indeed have become a reformed character, who was preparing to give back to the community some of what was given to her.
Something not including underwear, shaved pubes or videotaped sex sessions, that is:
Conservationists today hailed the socialite Paris Hilton, who was convicted of drink driving earlier this year, for apparently trying to highlight the problem of binge-drinking elephants in north-eastern India.
Activists said the celebrity endorsement would raise awareness of the plight of pachyderms that got drunk on farmers’ homemade rice beer and went on the rampage.
“There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn’t chased them away,” Hilton was quoted as saying in Tokyo last week according to a report posted on the World Entertainment News Network website. “And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad.
“The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them.
It would have been such a Paris thing, since it combined rather pathetic creatures, suffering from the encroachment of man, with substance abuse and weight issues.
What a way to redeem yourself. So, way to go, Paris!
Alas, it seemed that all of this was just a cruel hoax – and I can imagine the conversation Paris had with her minder:
P.: “Hi, I’m almost packed! And I did remember the underwear!”
M.: “I’m sorry, but you’re not going after all.”
P.: “What do you mean: I’m not going. I’ve got the tickets, the outfit, the in flight magazine and my nose powder…”
M.: “I’m sorry but you can’t.”
P.: “But I wanna go…!”
M.: “Sorry.”
P.: “But my elephants neeeeed meeeeeeeee…!!!”
Ah well, apparently they don’t:
In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.
Poor Paris. It’s like she never left that hotel.
So yes, taken for a ride again – by drunken elephants, no less.
Let’s hope that nobody made a tape this time.
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