“But I’m telling you: Jesus has returned!†“Yeah, yeah; just pass me the pancakes, will you?â€
A South Florida woman has sold a pancake she claims contains an image resembling Jesus and Mary.
Marilyn Smith, of Port St. Lucie, said the spiritual image appeared Sunday morning while she was making breakfast.
Her daughter, Dana Okane, said she believed the pancake was a miracle and posted it on the Internet auction site, eBay
Okane said she thinks the image is a message from God telling the world to “clean up its act.”
Well, maybe.
Though there just might be a few other lessons we could learn from this as well.
The most obvious ones are that people can be
a) such incredible morons
b) so truly devoid of spirituality that they find their portents on the face of a frigging pancake
c) so disrespectful of their Lord that they think He would come down to someone’s breakfast table in this rather dubious form, merely to spout these kinds of fortune cookie platitudes.
However, let’s (just for a few far-fetched moments) assume that it was Jesus, with His momma, Who appeared on the surface of that pancake.
We can still learn the following two things from that scenario:
1) When Jesus returns to (try and) lead His followers to Heaven, He won’t have to worry about a newly and specially appointed Judas. Apparently, most of His followers will be quite happy to flog Him on eBay the moment He returns.
2) The Son of Man has grown quite senile during His long absence, if He thinks that on His return He could beat the legions of Hell during Armageddon in the form of a pesky breakfast pancake. The only thing Satan would have to bring to such a fight would be a plate, some cutlery and maple syrup.
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