Some lives are like beheaded babes on the beach (Or: Jesus just left Chicago)
There’s strange.
You know, strange people, and strange habits:
A man who was caught in flagrante delicto attempting sexual intercourse with a bicycle has been placed on the sex offenders’ register.
Robert Stewart earned himself a hearing at Ayr Sheriff Court following the incident last October when two “extremely shocked” cleaners at local Aberley House Hostel discovered him getting down and dirty with the bike.
Stewart on Wednesday admitted to sexual breach of the peace, and was placed on the sex offenders’ register. Sentencing was deferred until next month.
He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however. Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
And then, of course, there is Steve:
CANBERRA (Reuters) - Quirky crocodile hunter Steve Irwin had a sixth sense that he would die young, his American-born wife Terri said on Monday.
Nope, no sixth sense whatsoever.
“He wasn’t morbid about it, or awful about it, he was open and earnest about it. We’ve got to accomplish everything we can,” she told Australian Broadcasting Corp. television’s Enough Rope series. “Steve had a real sixth sense about so many things. He had an odd connection with wildlife. He was extraordinarily intuitive with people. I found it all very, I don’t know if ‘eerie’ is the word, but remarkable, certainly.”
Widows are there, of course, to move us to tears or cheap lust – but truly, steve Irwin was only obeying Darwin’s last call:
Live stupid, die stupid.
Still, when you’ve done strange, and stupid, there are still some quite unbearably disgusting things left:
Aging German playboy Rolf Eden has rarely taken no for an answer. And he’s not about to start.
The 77-year-old Eden has filed a suit against a 19-year-old Berlin woman for the following reason:
Despite a night on the town with Eden, which ended back at his place, she refused to have sex with him, saying the he was too old for her.
He has filed charges with the prosecutors’ office, he said. “After all, there are laws against discrimination.”
Even serving his 19-year-old quarry champagne and playing the piano for her didn’t help.
“There are a few years separating us,” the almost-octogenarian admits.
How cute!
Not unlike George Bush, whispering to the ghost of Einstein, Please, don’t let a few brain cells come between us…
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