I don’t know what the blackbird sang, or what the tulip said; (but it wasn’t in the chicken-run, or underneath the bed.)
It is at times hard to believe but there are more things on the internet than Ron Paul and xxx-sites.
in fact, some of the oldest professions in the book (no, not those xxx’s again, thank you very much; we can’t all be DC madams, you know.) now have online chapters.
Romanian witches are going online in a bid to win more customers now the country is in the EU. Witchcraft is a recognised profession in Romania where white witches offer spells, potions and readings of the future.
The witches are also offering a new range of spells such as love potions for gay men and lucky charms guaranteed to win EU grant money.
Obviously, where witches go, the church and others will follow, to root out evil and defend their magic zombie franchise.
So, there may be devilry but there’s also - laissez les bon temps rouler - online exorcism.
Still, the sinners and the virtuous are not spending the whole time locked in virtual combat. Spaceship Earth still sees some action in real time too:
Authorities were investigating an unusual case after police found the daughter of an Edgewater city councilwoman screaming, bruised and claiming her parents tried to perform an exorcism on her, according to police papers released Friday.
Danielle Rogers’ shirt and bra were partially torn off and she was covered in olive oil after the incident, which took place June 27 about 8 p.m.
Ah well, as the old saying goes, Possession is nine tenths of the law…
Of course, there’s also (and indeed always) that oldest and most incurable form of possession. It makes the world go round - if it doesn’t blind you first. It makes fools of wise men and makes the rest of us look positively demented.
Some, who don’t have that much brain power to start with…: oh dear… and oh dear squared…
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