Crime: ducking inconvenient truths
Sometimes, it seems that everybody’s on the take, these days:
Prosecutors plan to seek an indictment against a former Tennessee Highway Patrol trooper after a porn actress wrote in her blog that she performed oral sex on him during a traffic stop and he took photos and video of the encounter.
Still, as Jesus said, The poor (corrupt cops) shall always be with us – so, finding that yet another Serve & Protect guy had accepted a blow job en lieu of a fine hardly came as a surprise.
You do have to ask yourself what the world is coming to though, when organised crime is spreading to the animal kingdom.
The New York crime families will never be the same again – for behold, here’s Don(na) Duck and her family, taking over the burroughs.
Back to us bipeds though.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that you can’t start a proper revolution without committing a few crimes.
Still, it was quite a shock when the news broke that Al Gore needed funds for his Inconvenient Truth campaign so badly that he had resorted to robbing banks.
In other words – and in one foul swoop – he went from tree hugger to tree mugger.
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