The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
 Good old Winnie: a man with a quote for all seasons but even more famous than he is she, prisoner No. 9818783:
I’ve had a lot of time to search the web since I’ve been here. I was just so impressed that the man was almost as popular as me, and I was like ‘who is this guy?’.
And then, like her bestest friend, she went all Oops, I did it again, again:
He won all of the debates. He’s just so popular! I’m a Ron Paul junkie now.
You know, some time ago I suggested that Bill Gates wasn’t real happy when George Bush came out of the left drawer of some really warped closet, to loudly support the Microsoft company.
Like Caesar who, with breaking eyes, sees Brutus approaching, saying, Stand back; I know CPR!
Anyway, so today the Spoof’s very own Fernickus Bronst busted Brutus and back-broke Bush, breaking the news that Paris Hilton has endorsed Ron Paul.
Poor guy.
Poor Republicans.
Poor Paris.
(She sure knows how to pick them, doesn’t she?)
Incoming: Someone else who’s always been good at the Oops I did it again game, also did it again today.
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