Wicked!!! (By the pricking of my thumbs…)
Yesterday, in the Gaza strip - but no.
Why settle for boring real world news when we have the three graces - who will, I’m very much afraid, always be with us:
So, today Britney Spears announced that she will ask her fans to help her choose a title for her next album. She also suggested that this album might be dedicated to her friend, Lindsay Lohan. That does make a certain sense - and it could open the door to an even broader, future naming & shaming collaboration.
So, Spears could call her new Lohan album Hung out to dry.
Lohan should then also consider starting a singing career and dedicate her debut album to that other girlfriend, Paris Hilton. This album could then be called Jail bird - or Jailhouse Rock Bottom.
Then, to complete the cycle, Paris Hilton could make a Britney album, called The bald and the beautiful.
After this the three of them could then work together on an R&B opera, based on Shakespeare’s Macbeth.
I can’t wait for the Youtube clip of their first hit single, Three sisters:
Paris: Thrice the brinded cat hath mew’d.
Lyndsay: Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin’d.
Britney: Harpier cries:—’tis time! ’tis time!
Paris: Round about the caldron go;
In the poison’d entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter’d venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot!
All: Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Lyndsay: Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
All: Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Britney: Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches’ mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg’d i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver’d in the moon’s eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar’s lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver’d by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger’s chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
All: Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Lyndsay: Cool it with a baboon’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
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